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Thursday, July 29, 2010
Thoughts On Aging
Maybe it's true that life begins
at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first
is your loss of memory. I forget the other two.
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have to go along.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the
age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that a bad time for a guy to get those odds?
Middle age is when it takes
longer to rest than to get tired.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
You're
getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.
You're getting old when you wake up with
that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't
remember anything.
Age has made me change my Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money on wool, sorry
kids.
Happy Hooking,
Dixie Cox
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